As I’ve grown older I’ve begun to have awkward and uncomfortable feelings about the intentional annual Christmas tree murder. For the 2008 Christmas I managed to convince my wife into a non-conventional tree. In fact, it was just a lighted palm tree that was in our yard the previous year. It was a beautiful thing! I think friends and family believed we were holiday spirit challenged. I suppose it was really more of a Festivus pole.
This year was a different matter. I’m somewhat indifferent about Christmas so I gave in to my better half (more like 3/4′s). She was insistent on having a real tree that would be cut from a farm, and die a slow choking death. This is how it sits today:
Of course it’s not all bad. This video of our annual Christmas tree burning is from Christmas 2007. Don’t get all preachy on me about the environment. I was simply setting the spirit of the tree free so it could find its way to the next Christmas! I was so excited I think I channeled the future ghost of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Honestly I don’t really sound like that. :-/


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