This happy little plant is lavender!  I think it’s lavender.  Notice the care and delicacy of the planting and placement.  I’m sure it will blossom and thrive under my care.  I can’t wait to use those lavender petals in a nice spring bath.  Lavender has petals right?  Wait – what part of the plant is the smelly good part anyway?  It looks like a freaking weed.

Lavender. It's not dead yet.